Definitely A Bird

There is absolutely nothing unusual about this shirt.

It's simply a blue-footed booby minding its own business.

Why it's holding a sign that says "???"

Why someone added a censor bar...

Why it looks mildly concerned...

Those questions are beyond the scope of this product description.

No hidden meaning.

No deeper context.

Just one completely innocent bird that definitely didn't start an argument.

Sizing

• Unisex Gildan 64000
• True to size fit
• Size up for a looser fit
• Size down for a more fitted look

Measurements (Chest Width)

XS — 16"
S — 18"
M — 20"
L — 22"
XL — 24"
2XL — 26"
3XL — 28"
4XL — 30"

Perfect for bird lovers, fans of absurd humor, and anyone who enjoys watching people take a second look.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean fit
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfort and safety
- DTF sleeve prints and DTG front print options; made with ethical cotton sourcing and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean