Product Description

No Boobies Here™

Move along.

Nothing to see here.

Certainly not a blue-footed booby wearing a suspicious hat while holding a sign that raises even more questions.

Inspired by the legendary adventures of Frequency IV, this design celebrates the ongoing mystery surrounding one of the most misunderstood birds in the Signal.

Whether you're a longtime follower of the crew or simply appreciate wonderfully questionable wildlife signage, this shirt is guaranteed to start conversations.

Features

• Soft everyday comfort
• Full-color character artwork
• Official Frequency IV merchandise
• Perfect for fans of absurd humor and questionable explanations
• Booby-free certification not included

Warning: May attract curious looks, bird enthusiasts, and people asking, "Wait... what?"

Sizing

Unisex Gildan 64000

True to size fit

Size up for a looser fit

Size down for a more fitted look

Measurements (Chest Width)

XS — 16"

S — 18"

M — 20"

L — 22"

XL — 24"

2XL — 26"

3XL — 28"

4XL — 30"

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit without side seams for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Durable neck with ribbed knit and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- High-quality DTG/DTF prints for sharp, detailed artwork on body and sleeves
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; meets EU safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors