Description

Nobody tells you this when you're a kid, but a surprising amount of adulthood consists of maintaining self-control despite having every reason not to.

This shirt celebrates one of life's most underrated achievements: successfully resisting the urge to do something that would almost certainly create paperwork, legal fees, or an uncomfortable conversation with HR.

Featuring a delightfully suspicious knife graphic and a vintage warning-sign aesthetic, this design serves as a reminder that maturity isn't about never having bad ideas...

It's about not acting on them.

Wear it proudly as proof that you're doing better than your intrusive thoughts.

Signal Note:

The fact that you're reading this instead of being interviewed by detectives suggests you're doing a pretty solid job at adulting.

Sizing

• Unisex Gildan 64000
• True to size fit
• Size up for a looser fit
• Size down for a more fitted look

Measurements (Chest Width)

XS — 16"
S — 18"
M — 20"
L — 22"
XL — 24"
2XL — 26"
3XL — 28"
4XL — 30"

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable daily wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed, reinforced collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; adult sizes
- DTG/DTF printing for durable, vivid graphics; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean